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A Graduate Nurse thinks people respect Nurses. Older Than Dirt Quiz: Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about. A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses? Peter came and asked for her decision. Q: What did the snail say when it was riding on the turtle's back? They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes. Q: Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin? A: A waist of time Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor? A kid jumped into a mud puddle.
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A Graduate Nurse wears so many pins on their name badge you can´t read it. Q: What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup? A: To get to the second hand shop. Q: Where do snowmen keep their money? Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear? Q: What did the painter say to the wall? They can't get the laboratory mice to arse fuck. Q: What do you call a baby monkey? Q: What did the traffic light say to the car? Yeah, It has 14 gears. She told me that newspapers are old school. An experienced nurse thinks psych patients are crazy. A: A Chimp off the old block.
Did you hear about the gay truckers? Why do women have two holes so close together? A: Because she will Let it go. The day in heaven was okay. Enjoyed best with a glass of Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular? A Graduate Nurse expects meds and supplies to be delivered on time. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. Just don't blame me if they bust a gut laughing. Footnotes: Please send us your funny English jokes.
Why do walruses love a tupperware party? Q: What is the best day to go to the beach? Q: What time do you go to the dentist? A: Because if you snooze, you loose! A fsh Two snowmen are standing in a field. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. A beer and a mop. A: Dinners on me Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean? When they got to the auditorium, the scientist put on the chauffeur's hat and settled into the back row. And then I saw her face.
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Q: What word looks the same backwards and upside down? Q: What do bulls do when they go shopping? A: Pennsylvania Q: What is heavy forward but not backward? Q: What did the penny say to the other penny? Q: What washes up on very small beaches? A: You follow the foot Prince. Q: What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine? Did we miss a short joke that maybe you have? Q: Why did the boy eat his homework? But what do I care? A friend told me I should go to the petting zoo perhaps, to cheer up. Where do you find a no legged dog? Q: What dog keeps the best time? So if anyone asks, I am outstanding. A: Because he couldn't find a date! My eyelids are so sexy, I can't keep my eyes off them. A: An Investigator Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? He wanted to win the No-bell prize! Person 1: Don't cry, it's just me! Why do women have orgasms? They charged one and let the other one off. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to 'sprinkle' clothes with because we didn't have steam irons. A: Because then it would be a foot! Q: What kind of lion never roars? Knock-Knock Jokes Person 1: Knock-knock.