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I'm French Horny for your tromboner. How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me? Did you sleep in a garbage can last night? Are you Shakira, cuz those hips don't lie. I know that school is an exciting time for you and for your small child. One night with me and you'll hit all the high notes. This will not end well for your insurance. Because you're the only 10 I see! I mentioned you in my testimony. Are you on the drumline? Can you sleep with me tonight? Fucking is like flossing your teeth, the first few times theres gonna be blood.
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Because I'm really feeling a connection. But please, please, pretty fucking please, stay in your line. Because you could ride my lightning. Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me. I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickel Lets play circus, first sit on my face i'll guess ur weight and i'll eat the difference Guy: Did you know I am a rapper? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
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